Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
ST Louis Swat team was about to shoot a mannequin
"she’s resisting arrest"
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I still love this.
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
I never knew I wanted this or how great this would be
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
did you know that the cast and crew of the movie Jaws became horrified at the results of their movie? fucking horrified at the mass hysteria they had caused
not only that, peter benchley regretted writing the original novel right up until his death, and spent his final years trying to raise awareness and reverse the impact jaws had on people’s perception of sharks, which his wife continues today